Sunday, 1 June 2014

Week Twenty: A trip up to Scotland and Big Easy

Week Twenty


   Hello there again fans, I hope the bank holiday treated you well.  For me the bank holiday entailed a 10 hour drive from London to Stirling on the Friday night for a big weekend away to visit Tidmania (Rich Tidman).  Host of new places for you guys to get your teeth into from Stirling to a night out in Edinburgh.  Before the weekend away to Edinburgh I did go to the Big Easy on Kings Road with my old school mates.  I have to say I do love the Kings Road.
  
Special guests include:  Hayter (PRDC Chairman) Jake Huntley, Kroegs, Dico, Goldy, Syd, My biggest fan (Chris Hazell) Rich Tidman (Host), Jamie Collins, Steven Jackson, Finlay White and Thomas Grimes, Kirsty Archibald and Claudia.





Summary of Big Easy

Name: Big Easy

Type: American dining restaurant

Location: 332-334 King's Road, London, SW3 5UR

Date Visited: 21/05/14

Price: Outstanding value for money

Rating: 4.55/5

Answer to the Question: David Beckham and Cameron Diaz

Review


Now this is a restaurant.  The reason for the visit to the highly recommended Big Easy was due to the formation of an old boys dinner club that has been created by Charlie Hayter who picks the venue every month.  A little sad you might think but it is a good excuse for all of us to get together have a few drinks and eat an extortionate amount of food.

  My biggest fan (Chris Hazell) and myself were running a little late due to a company golf day before and when we arrived the food was already on the table.  On a Wednesday at Big Easy it is 2 4 1 on beers and cocktails before 7.30pm.  In addition to this it is all you can eat Fajitas with steak, chicken, prawns included as the fillers.  

  The food was exceptional and the service was too with the waiters reloading the platters of food as soon as we finished the ones on our table.  That partnered with the ice cold beers in the buckets of ice meant that this was a joy from start to finish.  

  There was also live music but not at an offensively loud volume like it is at the Durrel on Friday nights.  The band were playing old classics and they'll sing happy birthday to you upon request which happened to Jamie Collins despite him not turning 26 until October.

  Really rate this place and the value for money was exceptional with it all coming to £26 per head.  Only slight downside was that it was a bit cramped which in turn did add to the atmosphere of the place.   That and it did have a sauna like temperature.

Would definitely come here again on a different night as the place does a different type of food on all you can eat every night.




Not the clearest picture of the first meet of the Pine Room Dining Club



Summary of Dusk

Name: Dusk Nightclub

Type: Nightclub

Location: Dalgleish Court, Baker Street, FK8 1BJ, Stirling, Scotland


Date Visited: 23/05/14

Price: Hella Cheap

Rating: 3.6/5


Review


  After taking a half day at work on Friday I set off from London at 1.30pm and after one of the most horrific ordeals I have ever experienced in a car, I arrived at Rich Tidman's establishment at 11.30pm.  Desperate journey.

  Upon arrival it was back to university mentality.  Have a couple of beers at the flat and a few shooters before heading of to Stirling's finest club....Dusk.  The place is open until 3 am (false advertising) and we were lucky enough to have VIP and a few bottles of Vodka thanks to Rich's Scottish friend Finlay White. 



Here is the main man Finlay White with his reserved sign

  Once in the place we were able to get 3 bottles of vodka between the 6 of us for a cool £40 each (which included entry).  Admittedly the vodka was paint stripper esque but it was all we needed for the whole night.  Top value and it gave us the rejuvenated energy we needed after that drive.


Scotland Crew: From left to right: 
Steven Jackson, Finlay White, Jamie Collins, Rich Tidman, Tom Grimes and myself

    I have to say I like this nightclub.  It doesn't mess about with anything fancy it just plays decent music, has a decent enough dance floor and is priced well.  Lets not beat around the bush...it isn't going to win any nightclub awards but you will have a good night.


Rich, Finlay and me outside the front

  If you are ever in Stirling and its a Friday night...pop along.


   
Summary of Auchterarder Golf course

Name: Auchterarder Golf course

Type: Golf course

Location: Orchil Road, Auchterarder, PH3 1LS


Date Visited: 24/05/14

Price: Very good

Rating: 4.65/5


Review

  After the big night at Dusk it was up nice and early to play a round of golf at Rich's local golf course.  Some of us were in better condition than others and Jacko turned up with a lovely pencil bag but no clubs to go with them so he had to share Finlay's clubs for the afternoon.  Very poor etiquette.


Jacko with his clubless bag

  After the debacle of the golf clubs it was time to play.  The golf course is fantastic and was in incredible condition.  The greens ran true and the fairways were in great nick which made things nice.  The course is also fairly flat and pretty short which was very important due to the compounding hangovers we all had.  

  My golf was consistenty inconsistent but after stringing a couple of pars at the end it meant I finished in a tidy 3rd place.   Jamie Collins took the crown for the win which won him £25 pounds from his fellow competitors.


The 6 competitors

  I thoroughly enjoyed this course and due to a members visitors rate it only cost us £12 which is incredible value for money.  We were going to sample the food but Jamie successfully argued that we should go to the Kilted Kangaroo instead for some much needed grub.



Summary of Kilted Kangaroo

Name: The Kilted Kangaroo, Outback

Type: Bar and Restaurant

Location: 9 Upper Craigs, Stirling, FK8 2DG


Date Visited: 24/05/14

Price: Standard

Rating: 2/5

Review

   This place is a Walkabout in disguise.  For the loyal fans out there you know that is my old place of work so I hold the place close to my heart.  This place doesn't have the swagger of Walkabout and the food isn't as good which was the sole reason for going here.

  I had the burger (Shock horror) and it was distinctly average.  Was I little bitter that we didn't eat at the golf club which I had suggested....not one bit.  Was I bitter that despite Jamie's insistence of eating here that he ate a Mcdonalds on the way back....a little.

  To the place's credit the service was good, the food well priced and the outside area was tidy.  Also on a side note this place is open until 2am if you fancy a boogie.

The outside area at the Kilted Kangaroo



Summary of Morrisons

Name: Morrisons

Type: Pub

Location: 84 Murray Place, Stirling, FK8 2BP


Date Visited: 24/05/14

Price: Cheap

Rating: 3.2/5


Review


  Not to be mistaken for the supermarket chain Morrisons is a Yates style pub in the centre of Stirling which was the only place showing the Heineken Cup final and the Champions League Final.

  We went here after our food and settled down at a nice table in front of the screens just in time for the Heineken Cup final which was a bit of a disappointing game.  Morrisons it is fair to say will not be winning any glamour awards but it fills a purpose and does a good job of it.


Morrisons the pub not the supermarket

  
  3 pints of Guinneses came to £8.30 so there were few complaints and we did have a lot of fun in this place.  One rule we played, which was introduced by Grubby, was that you were not allowed to say the word 'mine'.  The punishment for this was 10 press ups.  I can tell you this game is a lot harder than it sounds and especially tricky after a couple of drinks.

  After the end of the rugby we had a few more rounds before it was time to head out into Edinburgh.  I did have a good work out in Morrisons due to performing 140 press ups during my visit.  A few puzzled looks from fellow revellers followed wondering what the hell was going on.  I wasn't very good at the game.


Summary of Grand Cru

Name: Grand Cru

Type: Bar

Location: 79-83 Hanover Street, New Town, Edinburgh, EH2 1EE


Date Visited: 24/05/14

Price: Not bad

Rating: 4.15/5

Review




  We had arrived in Edinburgh and after being turned away from the first bar as a group of 6 lads was not to the preference to the bouncers we ended up hear.  'No chance' the man kindly informed us so we headed over to the Grand Cru which is a cracking bar.  Richard's better half Kirsty and her friend Claudia joined us and a round of gin and tonics were ordered.  

At Grand Cru

  We were only in here for and hour or so but the experience was pleasant.  The bar definitely goes into the hip, cool and trendy category with good music played and mood lighting to accompany it. 

  One bad aspect of it was that one of the rounds of gin and tonics the barman forgot to put the Gin in (a key ingredient) so we were drinking tonic water for a while.  Embarrassingly we had drunk over half of our glasses before anyone was bold enough to suggest the lack of Gin.  To be fair the barman didn't mind and re poured 8 more drinks free of charge. 

 Did rate this bar very highly as it had a good atmosphere and was a cool place.  Priced well too.





Summary of Lola Lo

Name: Lola Lo

Type: Club

Location: 43b Frederick Street, Edinburgh, Eh2 1EP


Date Visited: 24/05/14

Price: Good for a club

Rating: 3.5/5


Review



  After a very active and long day it was time to reach the destination of the night which had been chosen by Mr Stirling/Mr Edinburgh (Steven Jackson) due to him originating from the city.  Lola Lo was the choice and is situated underground/in the basement and it isn't the biggest venue but it works.

  The girls had left us by this point and the 6 of us had got a table in VIP (again sorted by Mr Stirling) which was handy.  The fella who sorted us the table was one heck of a salesman as he managed to  convince us it would be cheaper and better for us to get 2 bottles of vodka (in one big bottle) rather than one.  Finlay was sold and managed to convince the rest of us it was a good idea.



Not my proudest photo of me.


  The place was riddled with hen parties which meant there were lots of straw hats and giant sunglasses floating around which, as you can tell, I made the most of.  We didn't buy anymore drinks for the rest of the night due to the giant bottle of vodka and it was a cracking night.

  Only criticism of the place was that the dance floor was a little small so you couldn't get out the more flamboyant dance moves in your locker.  All in all we had a cracking night and with half a bottle still remaining we made a group decision that this bottle had got the better of us and it was time for some food.  


Summary of Bar Napoli

Name: Bar Napoli

Type: Italian Restaurant

Location: 75 Hanover Street, Edinburgh, EH2 1EE


Date Visited: 24/05/14

Price: Again 

Rating: 3.85/5


Review



  What a gem of a place this restaurant is.  A good standard Italian restaurant that is open until 3/4am....unbelievable scenes.  It did get off to a bad start as the waiter was in a foul mood and was being incredibly rude to us.  He did cheer up and get a lot nicer once I told him I wrote a blog / food reviews for an online magazine.  The service after that stepped up a notch with the guy becoming very pleasant and extra helpful.

The gang minus Finlay who was still trying to finish of the bottle in Lola Lo

  We all ordered our pizzas and they were incredible.  Nothing better than a proper feed after a night out and I must recommend this a place you must come to in Edinburgh.  You will not regret it but be warned the waiter does become slightly impatient.  To be fair to the guy if you have a restaurant full of people who have just been out on the tiles, I can imagine it not being a walk in the park.


The waiter and I after his mood had lightened.



Special Shoutout

Winner: Richard Tidman
Rating: 4.5/5

Heroic performance from the Lad.  Organised the weekend perfectly from minute one.  On cracking form as always and religiously quoted the Wealdstone Raider throughout the weekend.  If you haven't seen that video go on Youtube and type in the Wealdstone Raider.  




Poem Advice

Wanting all you can eat and drinks
On the Kings Road?
Then Big Easy's for you
Only £26 we owed

Off to Stirling and Edinburgh
Both very different cities
Loved going to both of them
But Edinburgh had more fitties




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Thursday, 22 May 2014

Week Nineteen: A night out in Leicester Square

Week Nineteen

  
  Well hello again readers and this week was quite fun.  First things first I must give a shoutout to Freddie Dixon who is responsible for the idea behind the question and answer feature....Thanks Fred!  

Right back to business and all the new places took place on Tuesday night and was predominantly around the Leicester square vicinity.   The Financier made another welcome return and treated us to a meal Kettner's, which has featured on Made in Chelsea from time to time, and after that me and Will Matthews ventured on to a couple more bars before home time.  


  On a separate note, no-one managed to guess the question (2 people guessed) correctly so the question remains the same until guessed.  It's pretty easy. 

Special guests include:  The Financier (Dad), Sonia Gravestock, a brother (Joe) and Syd (Will Matthews)




Summary of Kettner's

Name: Kettner's

Type: Restaurant and Bar and Private Rooms

Location: 29 Romilly Street, Soho, London, W1D 5HP


Date Visited: 13/05/14

Price: Ask Dad

Rating: 4.2/5

Answer to the Question: Graham Norton

Review

  The Financier had returned to the big smoke once again (loves the blog) and this time treated us to Kettner's which has featured on Made on Chelsea a few times if you wondering how you recognised the name.  None of them were there this evening but Will, Joe my bro, Sonia and the Financier were and we started off at the restaurant bar for a few looseners.  The beer of choice was 1936 and if your a lover of beers then give it a go.  

Cracking beer this


I had the tart special for starters which was spinach and salmon (I think) and it was delightful.  Only slight criticism was the pastry was slightly overcooked so when you tried to put your fork into it the tart crumbled.  The shovelling technique was adopted and no more complaints...it was a great starter.

  For the main course I went for the beef bourguignon which was delightful for want of a better word. Sides of greens, mash and of course the go to chips accompanied the beef and not forgetting the delightful gravy sauce.  The beef was cooked to perfection with it just delicately falling away.  Magnificent.

Kettner's


Desserts were deemed too much and the bill was paid.  The reason for the small amount of down marking was the fact that the main took at over an hour to arrive which put a minuscule dampener on the otherwise exceptional service.  The waiter to his credit did come over to apologise when he realised that The Financier had run out of his go to anecdotes.

Couldn't tell you the price but I can tell you that this is a restaurant I would come too and definitely visit again.  Pat on the back.


   
Summary of ManBar

Name: Manbar

Type: Gay bar

Location: 79 Charing Cross Road, Soho, London, WC2H 0NE


Date Visited: 13/05/14

Price: Reasonable

Rating: 2/5

Answer to the Question: Dr Christian Jessen

Review


Will and I were fancying a couple more drinks after the dinner before venturing home when we stumbled upon Manbar.  I asked Will if he fancied it with which he replied 'Well we are both men.'

  We ordered two Guinness's at the bar (bit of a rogue shout after a big feed) with PSY (not my lookalike) gangnamstyle playing in the background.  Then we started to notice our surroundings.  Not a single female in sight, some questionable piercings on the barman and photos of shirtless guys were everywhere.   The place of course was a Gaybar which I have nothing against but with me and Will coming as a pair we were giving off the wrong vibes.  The place wasn't really kicking off anyway so we sat outside the front with penis shaped hedges and photos of topless men for decor.

The giveaway posters with Gangnam in the background back left


  To be fair when the answer to the question was Dr Christian Jessen from embarrassing bodies we should of clocked on but I won't have a bad word to say about this place as they poured two perfect Guinness's with clovers to accompany them.

Manbar's decor


 Due to it not being my vibe and the atmosphere being relatively flat (there were only 8 guys all sitting on their own) I can't give this place a 3.  Can't fault the Guinness though



Summary of The Porcupine

Name: The Porcupine

Type: Pub

Location: 48 Charing Cross Road, London, WC2H 0BS


Date Visited: 13/05/14

Price: Standard

Rating: 3.5/5

Answer to the Question: The small guy from the film Thor?! (Chris Hemsworth)

Review

  I have been trying to visit this place every time I have been at Leicester Square but for reasons I can't remember I have never made it here.  There was not a chance I was heading to the brewmaster again so Will and I headed in here for another Guinness.  

  This place is a proper old fashioned pub with a real rustic feel inside.  Music was at a minimal level to create atmosphere but not hinder conversation.  The barmaid was extremely nice and she surprised us by going for the clover in the pint which wasn't quite as good as the previous place but a sterling effort.

Will and I outside the Porcupine (not much more I can say)


  We only had the one but if it hadn't been a Tuesday I would of happily had more.  That and the final orders bell had been rung.  This place does get fairly busy post work, I was told by the barmaid, but if you are nearby midweek at 9ish then this is a good place to go for a proper pint and put the world to rights.

  With that the Leicester Square night had ended and that another week.



Special Shoutout

Winner: The Financier
Rating: 5/5

I feel the man deserves this after him publicly funding over 50% off the blog so far.  With the Financier present my bank balance stays unscathed and the places we go, are always extremely top drawer.  This blog is beginning to give him unprecedented celebrity status with him telling me not a week goes by before he isn't stopped for an autograph.  



Poem Advice

Kettner's the lovely restaurant,
The financier had returned,
Phenomenal food I must say
Apart from the tart was slightly burned

Manbar the name of the bar
The name gives it away
Not your classic date spot
Unless of course you're gay

A good old fashioned pub
Is where you want to go
Then the Porcupine's for you
Although the service is quite slow.



 That poem was slightly better wasn't it (if I may say so myself).  Next week I am venturing to the Big Easy on Kings Road and a small trip to Scotland.  Should be a good week. Don't forget to subscribe.


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Wednesday, 14 May 2014

Week Eighteen: RAC Golf Club

Week Eighteen



  This week was a big week of activities but not many new places I am afraid.  The only new place this week was the RAC Golf club where we played a nice round of golf on the Monday to walk off the toxins from the boozy bank holiday.  Other things that happened were of course the Marriott Sevens on the Saturday and the Surveyor Sevens on the Sunday.  Both cracking fun but no new places conquered on either.  Two very good day outs and arguably one of the weekends of the year for the diary.

  Another thing this week is the new feature which is to try and gain a bit of interaction with the fans. I will post an answer given to me at the new place by a member of staff. The game is to guess the question.  Guess it correctly and your name will be posted in the headlights of this blog and I will try my very best to go to your recommended new place of choice (within reason).  This blog just got interactive.  

Will Wright (left) and myself (right) at the Monster Sevens



Special guests include: Chris Kroeger, my biggest fan (Chris Hazell) and Jamie Collins.




Summary of RAC Golf Club

Name: The Royal Automobile Club: Woodcote Park

Type: Members Golf Club

Location: Woodcote Park, Wilmerhatch Lane, Epsom, Surrey, KT18 7EW


Date Visited: 05/05/14

Price: Unbelievable Value

Rating: 4.3/5

Answer to the Question: Jeremy Clarkson

Review


   Due to the kind invitation from Kroeger, who is a fully fledged member of the RAC, we were able to play at this very smart golf club.  The clubhouse is phenomenal, the golf course superb and the weather held out as well. The only thing that didn't go entirely to plan was my golf (I have a feeling this word could be repeated a fair bit)....I was absolutely atrocious.  I lost an extortionate amount of balls. 

  We were playing the old course and it was in fantastic nick.  The team format was me and my biggest fan (fitting) against Collins and Kroeger....we got thumped.  Despite the scorline I had a marvellous day.  What was brilliant about the place was that due to 'the club being heavily subsidised' (Kroeger's favourite line), everything was incredible value for money.  The round itself only cost £28 (visitors twilight half price rate after 1530 when playing with a member) which is phenomenal value for any 18 holes but even better value for this course.  Then after 7 holes there is a cracking halfway house (factually incorrect) which serves hot food....perfect.  I went for the sausage bap, they were out of burgers, which included 3 sausages for the cool price of £1.80.  Shut the front door!

The four ball golf selfie with the clubhouse in the background.  
From Left to Right: Jamie Collins, myself, Kroeger and my biggest fan


  The sun was rarely out and the golf course did have its hills along with being very very long.  You can however see that as a positive spin as it was necessary exercise(ish) to walk off the heavy weekend.  Why not a 5/5?  Well unfortunately due to playing so poorly, I was doing a lot of ball searching and walking in the bushes/trees rather than swaggering down the fairway.  Also when we ordered sandwiches when sitting outside the restaurant/clubhouse the sandwiches were delivered in packaging.  Slightly amateur touch I thought and due to the excessive wind a lot of the meal was focussing on ensuring the rubbish was suitably weighted so it didn't blow away.

  All in all a very enjoyable day out and once a get my swing back I'd welcome a return at the other course (Hint hint Kroegs).

An unrelated shot of the rest of the gang at monsters sevens on Saturday




Special Shoutout

Winner:  Chris Kroeger
Rating: 4.75/5


Special shoutout goes out to the main man Chris Kroeger this week.  Due to his membership and his kind invite for a round of golf we had a fantastic day out for a relative low-cost.  Marked down from 5 for beating me at golf.  What more? The guy is doing a quadrathlon, cracking effort!  Sponsor him here: http://my.artezglobal.com/TeamPage.aspx?teamID=59388&langPref=en-CA&Referrer=direct%2fnone



Poem Advice

If you know a paying member,
At the Royal Automobile Club
Then go and play golf at Woodcote
For a cracking day and cheap grub
  
   Are the poems slipping a little? Probably.  Thanks again for the read guys and I hope you all enjoy the new features....the blog is on the up.  Next week sees the return of the Financier for a night at Leicester Square and it should make for an interesting tale....

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Thursday, 8 May 2014

Week Seventeen: POW and The White Horse

Week Seventeen
  

     Another week gone and a more eventful one this week that is for sure.  First things first I must come clean....the main special feature I promised to feature this week will actually feature next week as I got muddled up.   Apologies.  There is however a new special shout out section (think of it as a higher honour than the special guests section.)

  Two places this week to report.  Firstly was the Prince of Wales which is a edgey club in Brixton which ended in emotional disaster and the other was a civilised drink at a traditional old pub in Parsons Green called the White Horse.

Special guests include: Lefty, Toddy, Brownie, Jenbo Johnson, Dave, Anders, Cunur, Dexter, Jenbo Johnson, Syd, Daisy, Leechy, Freddie Allen, Joe O Shea and the returning COB.



Summary of POW

Name: Prince of Wales

Type: Edgey Club

Location: 467-469 Brixton Road, Brixton, SW9 8HH


Date Visited: 03/05/14

Price: A little punchy

Rating: 3.25/5


Review



  A roller coaster of emotions at this joint to say the least.  We were here at this edgey joint in the honour of Brownie's birthday and his housemate Dave too.  You find the place on the Brixton High street and it's situated over the top two floors of the building boasting a quality roof terrace/smoking area (bit of estate agent patter).  

  First negative of the night came on the arrival when we were informed, because we had arrived after 11pm, that entry would come to £20.  An early setback.  We then climbed 4 flights of stairs to join the rest of the group, who had been drinking all day and were relatively sideways.  We were congregated on the roof terrace which was awesome.  It is a fantastic smoking area with a good outside bar and plenty of room to socialise.  Best smoking area for a club in London? It's up there.

This is the smoking area at the top of building. Tidy


  The club has a room on each floor playing decent house music and is open until 4am so you can't complain of the night ending early.  I was having a cracking night and this place was destined for a rating in the 4's.  However joy turned to despair as my phone was stolen from my back pocket.  Yes yes I know, putting your phone in the back pocket was not my smartest move.  To make matters worse the bouncers weren't the most helpful and instead were incredibly protective of the place saying I lost it rather than it was stolen.  In hindsight they may have had a strong point.

  Really good place this though and my advice to avoid drama would be to come before 11pm, keep your phone safe, enjoy the outside terrace and dance to the music.  If you follow those instructions you'll have fun.  Did have a good photo for you guys but Alas that is on the stolen phone.  Sorry for the whinging.


Summary of The White Horse

Name: White Horse

Type: Traditional Pub

Location: 1-3 Parsons Green, London, SW6 4UL


Date Visited: 04/05/14

Price: Standard price

Rating: 3.35/5

Review



  The Sunday night had arrived of the bank holiday and it was time for a few beers (oh stop it) to really take advantage of not having work the next day.  Oli Leech kindly had the five a side football team Fishing for Tackles over for an end/middle of season barbecue where we sat around reminiscing of old goals I scored.  Chris O Brien, my investor from the Far East who is rumoured to be making Blog T-shirts you can all purchase, had returned to England for a week and was keen to feature on the blog.

  In a stroke of good fortune just around the corner was the White Horse where Syd was having a few drinks and asked if we wanted to join.  The pub was heaving with people but the majority of the customers were fairly binned so the wait at the bar was very quick.  It had to be under a minute which is commendable on a bank holiday.

 I do like this pub I must say as it has a good beer garden at the front and a lively atmosphere.  The only criticism was that it shut up shop just before 11pm...cost it a few points.  Do recommend it for a drink if you're in the area.


Special Shoutout

Winner: Oli Leech
Rating: 4.7/5

  Special shoutout goes to Oli Leech this week for hosting a cracking barbecue serving all of us his home made burgers (can't resist a burger).  Best food I had all week and impressively home made so for that a high rating indeed.  Falls short of a 5 as he questioned having butter in the bap.  Madness


Poem Advice

Floating around Brixton
Looking for an edgey night
£20 entry after 11
might give you a fright

Chilling in parsons green
want a sociable drink
Then White horse is for you
You'll be served before you think
  
  Another week done and again I apologise for moaning a wee bit.  Right so onto next week where the new feature will be introduced and for all you fans out there I will be at the Marriott Sevens on Saturday and Surveyor sevens on Sunday.  Good chance for you to get on the much coveted special shout out slot.

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Thursday, 1 May 2014

Week Sixteen: Riverside

Week Sixteen

  Well hello there, before I begin I would like to thank all those who subscribed to the blog (9 people) and would like to encourage more people to do so.  It's at the top right of your screen and if you can't see it, that's because your on the mobile version so you have to change your internet format.  Not so easy and quick to do after all but my god its worth it once you do.

  This week saw the reappearance of the mother and her partner Peter who decided to take me out for some lunch before heading back to London on Monday afternoon as I said the final farewell (I know that was meant to be a few weeks ago) lunch to Stratford-Upon-Avon as the old family house has now well and truly gone for good.  To spice things up on this blog to avoid it getting stale and losing dedicated readers there will be the introduction of new features which will start as of week 17.  Bet you can't wait.


Summary of Riverside

Name: Riverside

Type: Restaurant/bar/corporate event hosting

Location: Riverside, Tiddington Road, Stratford-Upon-Avon, Warwickshire, CV37 7AB


Date Visited: 21/4/14

Price: Normal pricing 

Rating: 2.7/5


Review

   After my birthday party and a fairly heavy month in April finances were running worrying low.  Despite my emotional post a few weeks back saying the final farewell to the family home, I decided to go home once more to save some dollar and take advantage of the mother's cooking.  You all know the score.

  The weekend had been relaxing, the bank balance was in a better place and the batteries had been fully recharged.  However after I stated to Peter (My mum's other half) that I had been to every place in Stratford, he suggested the Riverside to prove me wrong.  Touche Peter and to ensure that I had conquered this goal I went to the last place in Shakespeares town I hadn't been to.

 Riverside has only just opened and is situated right by the River Avon (who'd of thought of it lol).  Due to the erratic weather we regularly experience in England, the place has cleverly been built on stilts to ensure that the place never gets flooded (take note Cox's Yard/Lazy Cow).  We decided to go for lunch on the way to dropping me off at the train station and all in the all the place was ok.  

 The building itself is pretty incredible, the balcony is fantastic with great views and a nice peaceful setting looking over the river.  The service, however, did not fit in as the waiter did not have a scooby on what was going on.  I decided to opt against the Becks Vier due to recent criticism and went for the Kingstone press cider.  I do not recommend, very gassy and I was bloated pre meal which was far from ideal.


Impressive building...I'll give them that


  Rather than going for the crowd favourite burger I decided to go for the lasagne.  This was not a wise choice.  Although it was ok, it was still a clear microwave dinner job and ketchup was very much needed.  Here enlies the biggest problem with this place.  No bottle of ketchup here, instead the sauces were presented in sachets.  The worst thing ever invented! Its not a weather spoon's guys, buy some bloody bottles.  My problem with sachets is that they involve an incredible amount of admin trying to tear the thing open and when you finally do that after using your teeth there is barely in there.  You then end up having to use 5 sachets to get the desired amount and by the time you've done that and emptied all of them onto the plate your dinner has become cold.  Poor work.

  This left a sour taste in my mouth and for that I give it a damning criticism.  The food was ok, the cider boating and the waiters unknowledgeable.  What saves this joint is the building itself which would get architecture students purring and the location is spot on.  Apart from that I do not rate.

Worth a visit once.  Only for drink mind...not the food!
  

Poem Advice

The riverside in Stratford
A stunning place for sure
But sauces served in sachets
leaving you always wanting more

 Again apologies for the shorter entry again this week and to all the London readers looking for the next hip place to go to.  Good news is pay day is upon us so next week, along with the new features, really has to go up as a must read entry of 2014.  Some are saying its the most highly anticipated blog article since Madrid....

  
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