Tuesday 24 June 2014

Week Twenty Three: The Duke of Edinburgh

Week Twenty Three


  
    Hello again readers and thanks once again for reading another edition of this ever growing blog.  This week tells the tale of a trip to the Duke of Edinburgh in Brixton where we went after the cricket at the Oval.  Good place this pub I must say.


Special guests include: Al Russel, Gabriel Langford, Lex, Chopper Harris, Georgie Gibbs, Ben Mcandrews, Laura and Siese


Summary of Bloomsbury Lanes

Name: Duke of Edinburgh

Type: Pub

Location: 204 Ferndale, Brixton, London, SW9 8AG

Date Visited: 14/06/14

Price: Standard

Rating: 3.75/5


Review


  After quite a long week it was time to unwind watching the Twenty 20 at the Oval before heading out on the town.  The cricket had kindly been organised by Ed Cracknell and there was a good group of 20.  More importantly the sun was out which we were getting none of as we were sitting in the shade but importantly the queue to the bar was short so there were few complaints.

 Surrey won the game comfortably by 10 wickets so it was all over rather quickly which meant the night was still young.  Many members of the group left early but a strong crack unit decided there was still more fun to be had (bunch of crazy cats!). 

The gang who made it to the Duke of Edinburgh


  Al Russel convinced the group to head back to his house in Brixton for a bit of pre lash (UNI UNI!) where we danced around listening to Vindaloo and Three Lions in anticipation of the England game.  How wrong we were.  We ran out of England songs quickly so we headed to the nearest pub to continue on with the night.  Duke of Edinburgh was that lucky pub and it is delightfully tucked away from the Brixton high street so it has none of the loud traffic noise and stumbling drunks you come to expect on any high street past 11pm.

  This place is described by itself as 'a pub with a large beer garden, real ale and pool table.'  Sounds spot on and I must say it was, especially as they had the World Cup played on the big screens with the commentary (key!).  We had a few more rounds and the atmosphere in the place was brilliant.  The pool table was used by our group but I can't remember much of it so I imagine the standard was fairly horrific.

  Half the group left but Gabes, Al and myself remained for one more round (or so we thought....stop it you lads).   As we sat at our table the Chile game v Australia came to life and suddenly a contingent of 30 Chileans who had used this pub as the meeting point for all Chileans in London for the World Cup arrived.  Chile started to win the game and suddenly the pub became monstrously loud with the Chileans going mental.  We attempted to join their group and after initial scepticism they welcomed us as their own.  CHI CHI CHI CHI LE CHI CHI CHI CHI LE

 We beat the Australians 3-1 and what a night it was to be a Chilean.  After the game we finished our drinks and left off home.

  Come here next Wednesday to watch Chile take on Brazil.  COME ON CHILE!  



Special Shoutout

Winner: Ed Cracknell
Plumbing maybe his profession but he has been out of action recently after breaking his collarbone.  Armed with a sling but still keeping his positivity and questionable chat.  The lad has been through the wars recently and still organised a cracking show for the cricket.  Keep up with the plumbing son and thanks for organising.




Poem Advice

Wanting to watch the World Cup
Near Brixton while playing pool
Then the Duke of Edinburgh's for you
Even the Chileans find it cool


 
Again once again thanks for reading.  For the eagle eyed readers out there you will have realised I am slightly behind on the publishings but I am aiming to get things back on track.  Good news is that I am not far away from hitting 5000 hits for the year....needing a celebration venue so suggestions and offers are welcome.  Don't forget to subscribe and more importantly share with your friends.



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Monday 16 June 2014

Week Twenty Two: Bloomsbury Lanes and The Marquis of Granby

Week Twenty Two


  
  This week had something a bit different to the normal.  No burgers, a couple of Aussies, Ten pin bowling and no Becks Vier.  Will Matthew's very close friend from Australia, Leon, was back over to the UK to visit again so it meant a night out in London was called for.  Leon came with a few other Aussie friends Will knew from his time out in Aus called Hume and Jos.  Anyway it turned out to be a cracking night.


Special guests include: Will Matthews, Leon Simon, Daisy Munro, Tom Hume, Jos Tarr, Jos Lester and Tom Wright.

Summary of Bloomsbury Lanes

Name: Bloomsbury Lanes

Type: Ten pin bowling

Location: Lower Level, Tavistock hotel, Bedford Way, London, WC1H 9EU

Date Visited: 04/06/14

Price: Phenomenal value

Rating: 4.35/5

Answer to the Question: Forgot to ask the question sorry 

Review



  This place, without trying to sound like a 13 year old, is well cool.   The venue is situated underground(ish) and in my humble opinion is a hell of a lot better than All Star Lanes.  I think it might also be cheaper.

  We were here because Will's Australian's friends friends friend were getting married....it was all a bit confusing but they were a good bunch and had booked out two lanes for the gang....tidy.  Now why I like this joint is because it doesn't mess about, it's just like Ronseal (it does exactly what it says on the tin).  Sorry about that, I was paid for that plug so if you need to protect your garden furniture then look no further than Ronseal.

  Right back to the bowling....this place has got it spot on.  It's all very chilled and more importantly there is a pizza diner rather than the overpriced restaurant you get in Allstar lanes or the rubbish little Wimpy you get at Megabowl.  The bar was right next to the lanes as well which made everything very convenient.

  I of course opened the bowling with a strike (and what?!) but my game unfortunately deteriorated dramatically from there.  One man (his name escapes me....apologies to this hero) got 6 strikes in a row to open...cue hysteria.  

  One of the real strengths of this place is the ease of it all.  It has karaoke rooms for post bowling if you fancy it, I'm told good live music is regularly on and you have the smoking area, bar and toilets all surrounding the bowling lanes so everything is only a short walk away.  Perfect.  Not too sure if I explained that too well.

Good photo


Got to rate this place up high and a big thanks to the Aussies for organising it and congratulations are you'll now be husband and wife.  Cute.  

Would 100% come back here but be warned folks, if your planning a big night here....book well in advance as slots go quick.  To sum this place up its like All Star Lanes without all the gimmicks....its the alternative edgier brother. Very East.  




Summary of Marquis of Granby

Name: Marquis of Granby

Type: Pub

Location: 2 Rathbone Street, London, W1T 1NR

Date Visited: 04/06/14

Price: Ask Leon

Rating: 3/5

Answer to the Question: Annoyingly I can't remember the answer

Review


 We finished bowling and were about to catch the tube home when we received a call from Lefty and Jos who fancied a few more drinks.  They were only just round the corner so I told them to pick a pub (new of course) and we would all walk over.  Now this is slightly controversial as I had forgotten the name of this place and unfortunately so had all the other people in attendance apart from Jos who is fairly convinced that this is the right place.

  I am still not 100% sure it is and don't really want to criticise a place in case of mistaken identity.  Well whatever this place is called, we caught it at it's worst as it was edging towards 11pm on a Wednesday.  Not great for trade at this pub and I think the bar staff were just wiping down the tables and preparing to shut up shop when we arrived. To be fair to all of them, bar one (no pun intended) who got grumpy with me for asking her to retake the photo again, they were all very pleasant.

The Marquis of Granby?!? Maybe...



  I decided to opt for the Guinness which I quickly regretted and even more so the following day.  It wasn't the time for the Guinness and so I went for the Rum and Coke for the second drink.   I regretted that as well.   No complaints  about this place....there just wasn't anybody here.   It wasn't overly special as I couldn't remember the name but still ok.

Might have to go back again to ensure it is the right place.

If anyone can confirm from the photo whether it is the Marquis of Granby...it would be greatly appreciated.

Couldn't tell you the price as Leon sneaked off to the bar and paid for everyones drinks without telling us. As he would say in his Aussie accent: 'Absolutely Outstanding!'




Special Shoutout

Winner: Leon Simon
Will Matthew's best friend from Australia.  One of the funniest guys I've met and deserves a special shoutout after visiting the UK if only for a few days.  He's the sort of chap you 100% would want to go for a beer with as he's got the stories to back up the perm.   Buying the round of drinks at the final place really cemented his slot this week for the special shoutout.  Congratulations.




Poem Advice

Consider yourself a bowler
Susceptible to a strike
Wanting a cool fun place
Then Bloomsbury Lanes you'll like

Want a standard average pub,
Not trying to be clever or quirky,
Then go to the Marquis of Granby,
Where the mood is far from perky



Another week ticked off and it's getting tougher.   I will keep on going as I feel I owe it to the fans.  As always many thanks, don't forget to subscribe and any recommendations are greatly appreciated.



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Sunday 8 June 2014

Week Twenty One: The Clarence

Week Twenty One


   After a heavy couple of weeks it was time for a quieter week.  This meant only the one new place and it was on Sunday morning with my mother and Peter for breakfast.  The pub of choice was called The Clarence in Balham.

Special guests include: Mum and Peter


Summary of The Clarence

Name: The Clarence

Type: Pub

Location: 90-92 Balham High Road, London, SW12 9AG

Date Visited: 01/06/14

Price: Standard

Rating: 4/5

Answer to the Question: Can't think of anyone

Review


  After going out on Saturday night I was feeling rather fragile but my mother was in London for the weekend so she came and picked me up to take me out for breakfast.  I chose the venue as it had been given a high recommendation for one of the places to go in Balham for a good full english breakfast.  It's probably is equidistant from Clapham South and Balham tube but who cares.

  Mum and Peter, who are currently homeless after selling the family home, treated me and when we arrived we were the only customers there. It was 11am on a Sunday in it's defence and due to us being the only ones there, it meant we got impeccable service with us being able to order from our table (rare for a pub).  I went for the full english breakfast which had one key ingredient missing....sausages.

  Now this usually would result in a place receiving a damning review as the sausage is one of the most important items in a Full English.  However, The Clarence replaced the sausage with pork patty which is effectively a square sausage.  I was still sceptical until the food arrived but I must say when it did the scepticism quite disappeared...the pork patty was beautiful!  They nailed the whole breakfast to be fair.  The bacon was crispy (very important!), the scrambled eggs were done perfectly and the the bread/toast quality was high.

  Who knows maybe I was enjoying the food a bit more than usual as I did have two Rekorderligs despite going out the night before (you did what Jack? Wow what a legend you are! Christ...nutter!).  This did cause great suffering later on in the day.

  Mum took care of the bill and informed me it was well priced for blog purposes and then we left.  Upon exit we noticed that there was an outdoor area soaking up all the sunshine and packed to the rafters with customers.  A mistake on our part but it did mean the Clarence's service throughout was even more impressive.

Here is the Clarence with the outside area.  Don't know how we missed it.


Come here for a sunday full english breakfast folks.


Special Shoutout

Winner: Mum
Rating: 4.5/5

Have to get all soppy and emotional on you with another shoutout to a family member.  She treated me to breakfast which I was in desperate need of.  She also deserves a mention for allowing all the raucous parties at Loxley Road over the years which if you were ever attended will know a shoutout is deserved.  Knocked off 0.5 because she did sell Loxley Road.




Poem Advice

If you live in the Clapham/Balham area
Needing breakfast and feeling quite ill
Theres fantastic full english at the Clarence
And not too expensive when you get the bill


  Not as many places as normal I am afraid readers but I am still going strong at week 21 and still feel confident of completing the year.  Timeout London interest in me seems to have thawed but I would like to especially thank one reader who is from the country of Sudan (who is that person?!?).  That did take me by surprise.


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Sunday 1 June 2014

Week Twenty: A trip up to Scotland and Big Easy

Week Twenty


   Hello there again fans, I hope the bank holiday treated you well.  For me the bank holiday entailed a 10 hour drive from London to Stirling on the Friday night for a big weekend away to visit Tidmania (Rich Tidman).  Host of new places for you guys to get your teeth into from Stirling to a night out in Edinburgh.  Before the weekend away to Edinburgh I did go to the Big Easy on Kings Road with my old school mates.  I have to say I do love the Kings Road.
  
Special guests include:  Hayter (PRDC Chairman) Jake Huntley, Kroegs, Dico, Goldy, Syd, My biggest fan (Chris Hazell) Rich Tidman (Host), Jamie Collins, Steven Jackson, Finlay White and Thomas Grimes, Kirsty Archibald and Claudia.





Summary of Big Easy

Name: Big Easy

Type: American dining restaurant

Location: 332-334 King's Road, London, SW3 5UR

Date Visited: 21/05/14

Price: Outstanding value for money

Rating: 4.55/5

Answer to the Question: David Beckham and Cameron Diaz

Review


Now this is a restaurant.  The reason for the visit to the highly recommended Big Easy was due to the formation of an old boys dinner club that has been created by Charlie Hayter who picks the venue every month.  A little sad you might think but it is a good excuse for all of us to get together have a few drinks and eat an extortionate amount of food.

  My biggest fan (Chris Hazell) and myself were running a little late due to a company golf day before and when we arrived the food was already on the table.  On a Wednesday at Big Easy it is 2 4 1 on beers and cocktails before 7.30pm.  In addition to this it is all you can eat Fajitas with steak, chicken, prawns included as the fillers.  

  The food was exceptional and the service was too with the waiters reloading the platters of food as soon as we finished the ones on our table.  That partnered with the ice cold beers in the buckets of ice meant that this was a joy from start to finish.  

  There was also live music but not at an offensively loud volume like it is at the Durrel on Friday nights.  The band were playing old classics and they'll sing happy birthday to you upon request which happened to Jamie Collins despite him not turning 26 until October.

  Really rate this place and the value for money was exceptional with it all coming to £26 per head.  Only slight downside was that it was a bit cramped which in turn did add to the atmosphere of the place.   That and it did have a sauna like temperature.

Would definitely come here again on a different night as the place does a different type of food on all you can eat every night.




Not the clearest picture of the first meet of the Pine Room Dining Club



Summary of Dusk

Name: Dusk Nightclub

Type: Nightclub

Location: Dalgleish Court, Baker Street, FK8 1BJ, Stirling, Scotland


Date Visited: 23/05/14

Price: Hella Cheap

Rating: 3.6/5


Review


  After taking a half day at work on Friday I set off from London at 1.30pm and after one of the most horrific ordeals I have ever experienced in a car, I arrived at Rich Tidman's establishment at 11.30pm.  Desperate journey.

  Upon arrival it was back to university mentality.  Have a couple of beers at the flat and a few shooters before heading of to Stirling's finest club....Dusk.  The place is open until 3 am (false advertising) and we were lucky enough to have VIP and a few bottles of Vodka thanks to Rich's Scottish friend Finlay White. 



Here is the main man Finlay White with his reserved sign

  Once in the place we were able to get 3 bottles of vodka between the 6 of us for a cool £40 each (which included entry).  Admittedly the vodka was paint stripper esque but it was all we needed for the whole night.  Top value and it gave us the rejuvenated energy we needed after that drive.


Scotland Crew: From left to right: 
Steven Jackson, Finlay White, Jamie Collins, Rich Tidman, Tom Grimes and myself

    I have to say I like this nightclub.  It doesn't mess about with anything fancy it just plays decent music, has a decent enough dance floor and is priced well.  Lets not beat around the bush...it isn't going to win any nightclub awards but you will have a good night.


Rich, Finlay and me outside the front

  If you are ever in Stirling and its a Friday night...pop along.


   
Summary of Auchterarder Golf course

Name: Auchterarder Golf course

Type: Golf course

Location: Orchil Road, Auchterarder, PH3 1LS


Date Visited: 24/05/14

Price: Very good

Rating: 4.65/5


Review

  After the big night at Dusk it was up nice and early to play a round of golf at Rich's local golf course.  Some of us were in better condition than others and Jacko turned up with a lovely pencil bag but no clubs to go with them so he had to share Finlay's clubs for the afternoon.  Very poor etiquette.


Jacko with his clubless bag

  After the debacle of the golf clubs it was time to play.  The golf course is fantastic and was in incredible condition.  The greens ran true and the fairways were in great nick which made things nice.  The course is also fairly flat and pretty short which was very important due to the compounding hangovers we all had.  

  My golf was consistenty inconsistent but after stringing a couple of pars at the end it meant I finished in a tidy 3rd place.   Jamie Collins took the crown for the win which won him £25 pounds from his fellow competitors.


The 6 competitors

  I thoroughly enjoyed this course and due to a members visitors rate it only cost us £12 which is incredible value for money.  We were going to sample the food but Jamie successfully argued that we should go to the Kilted Kangaroo instead for some much needed grub.



Summary of Kilted Kangaroo

Name: The Kilted Kangaroo, Outback

Type: Bar and Restaurant

Location: 9 Upper Craigs, Stirling, FK8 2DG


Date Visited: 24/05/14

Price: Standard

Rating: 2/5

Review

   This place is a Walkabout in disguise.  For the loyal fans out there you know that is my old place of work so I hold the place close to my heart.  This place doesn't have the swagger of Walkabout and the food isn't as good which was the sole reason for going here.

  I had the burger (Shock horror) and it was distinctly average.  Was I little bitter that we didn't eat at the golf club which I had suggested....not one bit.  Was I bitter that despite Jamie's insistence of eating here that he ate a Mcdonalds on the way back....a little.

  To the place's credit the service was good, the food well priced and the outside area was tidy.  Also on a side note this place is open until 2am if you fancy a boogie.

The outside area at the Kilted Kangaroo



Summary of Morrisons

Name: Morrisons

Type: Pub

Location: 84 Murray Place, Stirling, FK8 2BP


Date Visited: 24/05/14

Price: Cheap

Rating: 3.2/5


Review


  Not to be mistaken for the supermarket chain Morrisons is a Yates style pub in the centre of Stirling which was the only place showing the Heineken Cup final and the Champions League Final.

  We went here after our food and settled down at a nice table in front of the screens just in time for the Heineken Cup final which was a bit of a disappointing game.  Morrisons it is fair to say will not be winning any glamour awards but it fills a purpose and does a good job of it.


Morrisons the pub not the supermarket

  
  3 pints of Guinneses came to £8.30 so there were few complaints and we did have a lot of fun in this place.  One rule we played, which was introduced by Grubby, was that you were not allowed to say the word 'mine'.  The punishment for this was 10 press ups.  I can tell you this game is a lot harder than it sounds and especially tricky after a couple of drinks.

  After the end of the rugby we had a few more rounds before it was time to head out into Edinburgh.  I did have a good work out in Morrisons due to performing 140 press ups during my visit.  A few puzzled looks from fellow revellers followed wondering what the hell was going on.  I wasn't very good at the game.


Summary of Grand Cru

Name: Grand Cru

Type: Bar

Location: 79-83 Hanover Street, New Town, Edinburgh, EH2 1EE


Date Visited: 24/05/14

Price: Not bad

Rating: 4.15/5

Review




  We had arrived in Edinburgh and after being turned away from the first bar as a group of 6 lads was not to the preference to the bouncers we ended up hear.  'No chance' the man kindly informed us so we headed over to the Grand Cru which is a cracking bar.  Richard's better half Kirsty and her friend Claudia joined us and a round of gin and tonics were ordered.  

At Grand Cru

  We were only in here for and hour or so but the experience was pleasant.  The bar definitely goes into the hip, cool and trendy category with good music played and mood lighting to accompany it. 

  One bad aspect of it was that one of the rounds of gin and tonics the barman forgot to put the Gin in (a key ingredient) so we were drinking tonic water for a while.  Embarrassingly we had drunk over half of our glasses before anyone was bold enough to suggest the lack of Gin.  To be fair the barman didn't mind and re poured 8 more drinks free of charge. 

 Did rate this bar very highly as it had a good atmosphere and was a cool place.  Priced well too.





Summary of Lola Lo

Name: Lola Lo

Type: Club

Location: 43b Frederick Street, Edinburgh, Eh2 1EP


Date Visited: 24/05/14

Price: Good for a club

Rating: 3.5/5


Review



  After a very active and long day it was time to reach the destination of the night which had been chosen by Mr Stirling/Mr Edinburgh (Steven Jackson) due to him originating from the city.  Lola Lo was the choice and is situated underground/in the basement and it isn't the biggest venue but it works.

  The girls had left us by this point and the 6 of us had got a table in VIP (again sorted by Mr Stirling) which was handy.  The fella who sorted us the table was one heck of a salesman as he managed to  convince us it would be cheaper and better for us to get 2 bottles of vodka (in one big bottle) rather than one.  Finlay was sold and managed to convince the rest of us it was a good idea.



Not my proudest photo of me.


  The place was riddled with hen parties which meant there were lots of straw hats and giant sunglasses floating around which, as you can tell, I made the most of.  We didn't buy anymore drinks for the rest of the night due to the giant bottle of vodka and it was a cracking night.

  Only criticism of the place was that the dance floor was a little small so you couldn't get out the more flamboyant dance moves in your locker.  All in all we had a cracking night and with half a bottle still remaining we made a group decision that this bottle had got the better of us and it was time for some food.  


Summary of Bar Napoli

Name: Bar Napoli

Type: Italian Restaurant

Location: 75 Hanover Street, Edinburgh, EH2 1EE


Date Visited: 24/05/14

Price: Again 

Rating: 3.85/5


Review



  What a gem of a place this restaurant is.  A good standard Italian restaurant that is open until 3/4am....unbelievable scenes.  It did get off to a bad start as the waiter was in a foul mood and was being incredibly rude to us.  He did cheer up and get a lot nicer once I told him I wrote a blog / food reviews for an online magazine.  The service after that stepped up a notch with the guy becoming very pleasant and extra helpful.

The gang minus Finlay who was still trying to finish of the bottle in Lola Lo

  We all ordered our pizzas and they were incredible.  Nothing better than a proper feed after a night out and I must recommend this a place you must come to in Edinburgh.  You will not regret it but be warned the waiter does become slightly impatient.  To be fair to the guy if you have a restaurant full of people who have just been out on the tiles, I can imagine it not being a walk in the park.


The waiter and I after his mood had lightened.



Special Shoutout

Winner: Richard Tidman
Rating: 4.5/5

Heroic performance from the Lad.  Organised the weekend perfectly from minute one.  On cracking form as always and religiously quoted the Wealdstone Raider throughout the weekend.  If you haven't seen that video go on Youtube and type in the Wealdstone Raider.  




Poem Advice

Wanting all you can eat and drinks
On the Kings Road?
Then Big Easy's for you
Only £26 we owed

Off to Stirling and Edinburgh
Both very different cities
Loved going to both of them
But Edinburgh had more fitties




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